Intellectual Badass

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

kwills88:

Man, the outside world is hostile, the internet is hostile.

All i wanna do is Jizz, live in peace, travel the world and be financially stable.